The Voice in my Head…
“Nice to meet you, where you been? I will tell You incredible things…” Cue Kelsey’s ‘Blank Space’.
First and foremost, bear with me…I have plenty of free time on my hands and The Voice in my head won’t STFU! She’s “not always so inner”, so brace yourself for the lollygagging of Your life’s time.
Secondly, my name is Kelsey. I’m from an alleged dark part of a certain continent, but I currently live in the city with the tallest building on earth 😊
“She” is a wannabe writer who’s just completed a manuscript of her first bestseller 🙄 (in case you can’t tell, she’s rolling her eyes) in the narrative nonfiction genre and is seeking a brand strategist to spring Her to life…So what??? You may be thinking.
Trust me…(NOT) I’m trying my very best to get to the point, but remember how much time I’ve got??? Loooootttts of it! Lets back up to the point I told You I’m done writing a book…hello 👋
I just stumbled upon You and was immediately drawn to You. I’m completely overwhelmed by the compelling aura around You…I kid You not!
So, I thought to myself, why not reach out to You? 🤔 Maybe, just maybe, You’ll give me a shot. Right? What have I got to lose anyways? (Insert…feelings of rejection, shame, sadness…I’m only human after all!). But I digress…
You’ve clearly stated that You help build brands around…
“Could You get to the effin point please?” POINT (⚫ insert dot here) There it is…
But in all seriousness, I’d like to make an inquiry on whether You represent wannabe “atypical authors” such as myself…Do You? (Holds her breath).
I’ll keep holding my breath (You don’t want me dead now, do You?) and switch to “wait and see mode”, hoping and praying to my primitive gods that you will revert back soonest.
My sincere apologies for the unwarranted soliloquy above…I’m currently suffering from “post-acute-covid-withdrawal symptoms” (I totally made that up, but it could be a thing…No?)
Thank You so very much for Your time and I’m looking forward to hearing from You soon — with a positive response of course! Though I doubt that I’ll be hearing back from You, after the above monologue.
Kels X
